Up at 3:30am and off to airport. Halifax to NJ - saw the Enterprise Rocket ship be flown in on an air plane, that was pretty cool. NJ to MoBay!!! Yeah!!!! Landed and through everything in about ½ hour. Checked in at Superclubs lounge and asked them to get me a cab. He took me out, got me one and stood with us until he brought his van around. We could smoke in it too!!! The cost was $80, but make sure you find out rate BEFORE you get into cab. I wouldn’t do it any other way. I could put my feet up and sit back and relax. I had packed a pint of raz vodka in my checked luggage so we picked up a few sprites at the airport and got to drink some on the way there. It was a nice drive.
When we got to Hedo at 4:00 pm we immediately saw the host from the other awesome group there, the Zoo Krew through Tom's Trips and we chatted while Ricky checked in. I took my bra off and threw it in the air. We ended up leaving our sweaters there and had to go back and get them, lol. I am usually one to unpack and get organised, but since it was so late, we dropped our stuff, got out our theme night stuff and took off to the nude pool. I wasn’t even able to drop my bag before my name was yelled out by Scuba Steve so I jumped in the pool and went running! Met up with a few other friends, including my saviour from the forum, Buck. He is a pretty big sexy dude!!! When we left to get ready for supper I forgot our room number (2157) so I had to go to the front desk to get it. It was the perfect gardenview nude room, less then a 3 min walk to everything! We went to diner - great food, never had an issue. Some of the group joined us that were already there. We walked around some and got a feel for the place and off to bed early at 2:00 am.
Day 2 - Sat April 28
Had an awesome breakfast, great that they have 2 egg stations. Hit the nude pool and met lots of people. More people from our group arrived. I branded lots of people on their tits and lower back with Switch Hitters tattoos. 6pm headed back to the room to get ready for supper. We saved a few big tables and a lot of group people joined us. Wore my mask. 1am we headed to the hot tub. Bed at 5am. There was a little rain today.
Day 3 - Sun April 29
Had breakfast with some friends. Went to the market 5 min walk away. Go out through gate, turn right and when you get to the road, take a left and it is less then a min walk away. A couple of dozen shops. Ricky got his go tee braided, but the women didn’t tell us until she was almost done that her arm was broken, therefore it only lasted a day. Got some stuff for people back home. Off to home again and to the nude pool (which I will now just refer to as “the pool”). People’s tattoos wore off so I had to rebrand, oh the chores of being a host, lol - love those titties!!! Had a few showers, then it got sunny again. Ricky and some friends played a drinking game with the EC’s. Ricky won the beer chugging contest and got a bottle of rum. Then off to the 6pm Meet & Greet in the piano bar. Had lovely food there. All but 3 couples of the 45 rooms we had booked arrived. The we went and got our school girl outfits on and sat around outside the dining area with some friends. Spa party at 11pm and it was beautiful. Then we hit the disco and then the hot tub.
Day 4 - Mon April 30
Off to breakfast. Beautiful weather. Hit the pool. Finally got our Switch Hitters licence plate hung up after I asked Serena to get it done. She remembered Ricky from Hedo 3 cause of his beads (which had fallen out by this point, so she asked why he didn’t have them this year, lol) Rained some, took shelter. I started to loose my voice bad from licking sucking, smoking, talking, laughing, yelling, moaning, and breathing heavy. Combo was bad for my voice! Rain kept up so we went for lunch and back to our room for some fun then a nap. Got a wake up call for 5:30pm and got ready for supper. Wore Jamaican colors. Our group had 3 large round tables and 4 smaller tables all together.
I won rum for giving the meaning behind the colors on the flag. 50 got upset over part of it so I got to rub his chest to calm him down. He’s a funny guy!! Rain cleared off for us to have our lewd pool party under the stars. We had a fire entertainer and we danced on the pool table in the middle of the pool. Most of our guests showed up. We then hit the disco and I did two separate pole dances and didn’t even fall off, lol. That thing can spin!!! But the 3 levels of pole dancing class since December really helped. Then a bunch of us got them to turn on the waterslide and then we were off to the hotub till 5am then back to the room for some fun. Hot tub rocked every night.
Day 5 - Tues May 1
Woke up late, just barely in time for breakfast! Was nice and sunny at the pool. We got a group rock done, he took a picture of our sign and did an awesome job. We put it on the sand just outside the pool by the spot we had made home that week. Had our orgasm workshop in the afternoon just in time to miss the afternoon rain. Went back to the pool and played some games that I brought. I got kicked off the bar in the corner by Delroy for doing body shots.
We had our 2nd spa party at 11pm. The resort really makes it very beautiful in there. We then headed to the disco and joined a bunch of people already there. They weren’t playing good music though, even though I was REALLY in the mood for another pole dance. I was wearing pasties and a pair of underwear with a bullet in it to put against others. So we took of to the hot tub again with another crew of Switch Hitters. Back to the room at 3:30 am.
Day 6 - Wednesday May 2
Slept until 10:30am so we missed breakfast, damn I hate doing that. But we headed to the nude grill and got a BLT so at least I had bacon. We partied in our usual corner up by the bar. It was nice and sunny, but then our daily rain shower arrived and stayed ALL afternoon. We headed to the dining area and had some lunch and watched to show. Then we had our private Sybian rides. The Switch Hitters started showing up. People were kinda unsure about it so I did my host duty and we went first. OMG - if that thing were out in the middle of the ocean I would swim out to it to use it again. Wow!!!! If you don’t know what it is, google it!!! That’s worth booking with us right there!!! A bunch of us all hung out and chatted until late afternoon while everyone took their turn in the private room. A few of us went back to our room for some drinks and such since it was still raining. We then went off to supper, had several large tables again. Then we went off to the room to get ready for fetish night.
Then we headed to the disco, once again too loud and crappy music, plus I was losing my voice more and more everyday. So we got them to turn on the waterslide and had our own fake orgasm competition. Then we headed to the hot tub. Bed around 4:30am.
Day 7 - Thursday May 3
Headed for breakfast and then off to the pool. We got out our games and started partying hard. We did body shots off all the guys and then it was the girls turn. We were having a great day with a lot of stuff going one, we even had staff coming down and watching us in the corner too. One cook was holding a pool noodle so we got him to pretend to jerk off with it. It was great fun. It was our pre blow out party!!!!!!!!! The place was rocking! Delroy was looking a little cranky cause there were water bombs being thrown around the pool and everyone was loud and there was a serious party going on. So I went over to him and said I was sorry we were rocking the place and gave him a nice handshake. He cheered right up and got into it after that. The Zoo Krew had a DJ there in the afternoons, and he was great!!!! So we headed to the hot tub, then regretfully had to go get ready for supper.
My voice was pretty much gone by this point. So after supper a few of us went outside to sit so I could be heard, lol. Then we went and sat outside the disco with a big crew of us. After the disco cleared out they started playing good music so I went in and did a private pole dance for those friends still outside. Off to the hot tub. Late night again tonight.
Day 8 - Friday May 4 - Switch Hitter Blow Out Party Day!!!
Voice is gone today, can only whisper, and barely that. We got up early to see off a few people who were leaving that day. Sad times!!!! Then we ate and went back to the room to get prizes, games and everything ready for the blow out party that was due to start at noon. Then as we were ready to leave it starting raining AGAIN!!!! So I packed some and headed to the dining area for lunch. Around 2pm it cleared so we headed over to the pool. A lovely sexy lady from our group gave me a whistle shaped like a dick so I could blow it when I needed attention from someone. Let me tell you, that was one of the best presents I ever got!!! Thanks again guys!!! I was given a special set of beads with monkeys on it by the DJ.
The pool quickly filled up, especially after our pre blow out party the day before! We were all in “our corner”. I took beads around and gave them out to all the ladies in the pool. It was an awesome party!!!!
Late afternoon we headed to the hot tub. Went to dinner and had to leave right afterwards because my voice literally did not work, especially after screaming in the pool all day from the fun!! We went outside and put some tables together. We headed back to the room really early that night since I couldn’t talk at all. A few people stopped by to say goodbye.
Day 9 - Saturday May 5
Up at 9, packed then headed out for breakfast and said goodbyes to staff and friends. We strolled through the nude pool to say goodbye and found a few things we had left behind yesterday. Took the same taxi back to the airport as we had taken there. Took 1 hr and 5 min, and that included a stop for beer. Got stopped at almost every check point on the way home, including Halifax they searched our luggage. And he found something he had never found before, our sex swing, lol.
I want to thank my husband for being so good to me and helping me host this awesome week. I love that man and his big hard........