Thurs - Up at 4:30 am, at airport by 5:00am (we live 10 mins away). In Phillie 30 mins early. Into Jamaica about 10 mins early. Through all the customs and such pretty quickly. Found our driver, Rocky, outside waiting for us. He had iced Red Stripe and Sprite waiting for us. Also about 40 lbs of bananas (story to come later). I had packed some lemon vodka to go with my Sprite to get a buzz before we got there. We arrived in a little over an hour, and he have us a tour the whole way. We met up with Shannon and Frank in the lobby . We got out a few things that we needed for Friday night and headed straight for Delroys. I was wrapped in the Switch Hitters sign. Arrived at the pool and turned my back to the pool and opened the sign and did a dance to let everyone know we had arrived, lol. I had told people they would not miss me when we got there, lol. Ran into a bunch of Switch Hitters that were already there and some people we knew from another group on the tail end of their trip. We got our sign hung up right above the nude bar. Spent a few hours at the pool and then headed back to get ready for supper. We got a big table and had several people from the group join us. Went back to room to get ready for black and white night. I wore white pasties and a black g-string and Ricky wore black boxers with white stars on them. After the show we walked around the resort for a bit and then headed back to the room. Being up so early and hitting the drinks pretty hard took me out early. Happens to the best of us, lol. We needed the sleep for the days ahead, lol.
Fri- Our 10 year wedding anniversary. Since I went to bed so early I woke up at 5:00 am. Around 5:30am after the sun came up I decided to take advantage of being up so early and threw on my robe and went to nude area to take a few pics of our sign and our licence plate and the nude area since there was no one there and I would not have another opportunity. So it worked out well. We went to breakfast, I had my daily usual of an omelet which I had everyday of the trip. Ricky always ordered the “kid’s meal” which is only 1 egg . Love breakfast the most . Our hot water was not working so I called the front desk and someone was there within 10 mins. There was a valve that was not working. Once I knew it was going to be fixed and we didn’t have to move I started to unpack. He had it fixed within an hour. Then we were off to the nude pool for the day. Met a bunch of our group that were coming in that day. Brian and Terri (virgins that fit right in); Krystal and James (here Kitty Kitty); Ken Ken (nickname) and Lisa; Kathy (our special princess); and Kym, Jeff and Allie (wonderful peeps). Mid afternoon I gave Ricky his present. I got the DJ to play our song (Areosmith - I don’t want to miss a thing) and we got up and the pool deck and danced. Then I got on my knees......well you can picture the rest . By 6 pm I had to go back to the room and I napped until 10pm when Ricky woke me up. We got ready, I wore a white Marilyn Munroe dress for our special day. We headed to the piano bar to check it out. The new owner Jon was there since he had a group there that week. The new piano player is AWESOME!!!! The place was packed everynight!!! Then we headed to the disco and I did a pole dance for Ricky. People did the waterslide, but I didn’t want to get wet yet so we just watched. Went to the hot tub, perfect temp. Then we went to the bar/grill to get pizza. Jon was there and got to chat with him for awhile. Love their plans for the place . Back to room at 4am.
Sat - Breakfast great. I was sooooo sore all over I could hardly walk. Headed to the nude pool for the day to meet people coming in, they knew where to find us . Chris and Greg (very sexy couple) showed up; Anne and Carl (my Newfie freinds) and of course my Shizelle and Dave. I waited and waited and waited for her and lost it when I saw her heading to the pool. We did some body shots and got really sexy in our corner. Ricky won a contest that involved chugging a beer, then drinking a beer through a straw (beer between my legs) and then swimming across the pool and back (and Ricky doesn’t know how to swim so he ran). He was back from across the pool before the other guy was even done his beer. Ricky likes the beer drinking games . We headed back to get ready for supper. Had two large round tables of friends. Went back to room to get theme night stuff on. I wore pink pasties with tassles and pink panties and a mask. Ricky wore a mask and boxers. It was a great show, I adore Winston. Had to convince one woman at the bar that he really was a he. lol Headed to the packed piano bar again. The whole bar started chanting my name to get up on the piano bar to strip this sexy lady that was on it. Getting up on the piano is not my thing, but in good spirts I did it. Our two Texas sexy ladies got up on the piano for hours every night while they were there. I still don’t know how they did it for so long, but I know once our group left those ladies were missed by the piano bar. A group of us went and sat outside the disco and enjoyed the music without it pounding our heads. Way too loud in there. Went to the hot tub and I layed on a floaty on the side and looked up at the stars since it was such a beautiful night. Went and tried to get pizza, but he kept forgetting us. He needs to either make just a few kinds of pizza and have them ready in the pizza warmer or get a notepad to take orders. If there are more then 2 people ordering he gets messed up. Nice guy though. Went back to room to have fun and make my pastie tassles spin .
Sun - Breakfast, then Shizelle and Dave and Chris and Greg came back to our room to help assemble the gift bags for our guests. Then we headed to the nude pool. We brought our big huge bag of bananas with Switch Hitters stickers on them to the pool. On the private fb page everyone was teasing me about my love of bananas for months before we went. And a few months ago there was a shortage of bananas on the island after hurricane Sandy (and it takes 9 months for a banana to rippen to eat, I googled it). So I made sure I had bananas for my dirty bananas in the morning. Everyone got such a kick out of me showing up with dozens and dozens of them after teasing me for months. All in good fun . Shannon and Frank and Shizelle and Ricky were in a game on the pool deck. It ended with the guys having to drink beer that was poured between Shizelle’s and Shannon’s ass cheeks. They really enjoyed the golden beer shower . We had several couples show up that day. One couple I felt bad for cause they both went by their middle names but their necklaces were made with their first names on it, so they went by that the whole week. They were good spirts about it though - gave them a week to be someone else, lol. We headed back to the room to get ready for our meet and greet in the piano bar. All but one couple showed up . That is where we gave out our gift bags(Special thanks to www.naughtygirllingerie.ca for sending all the goodies for our ladies and the Chris for providing a few extra things and the awesome lub for the sybian rides). We also gave out the neck laces (that had not already been given out at the nude pool) and every lady got a Corona hat with Switch Hitters stamped on. Those were a HUGE hit and they could be seem everywhere over the resort the rest of the week. We had a few extras and gave them to the staff. Winston wanted his signed by us . Then we headed off for supper. Chris and Greg gave us our anniversary present they brought for us, so sweet . One of the Switch Hitters won the costume contest. Actually every night we were really well represented and either won or got into the finals. Same as the daily pool games, Winston could always count on several Switch Hitters to compete and most times we did well in those too . Then that evening we had our first Spa play party. Lots of ladies had fun there . but what happens in the spa play parties stays there . Then we headed to the waterside to cool off and then to the hot tub, which was WAY too hot to even put my toes in. Back to the room around 3 am for some fun .
Mon - My throat was starting to get bad from all the screaming, yelling, and so on - so my Shizelle brought me some organic throat coat tea and that really helped. That day I started using my penis whistle that was given to me last year my one of the couples. That thing and the throat coat I had every morning saved my voice the rest of the week. We headed to the nude pool. Shizelle showed up with her anniversary present for us. She had Happy Anni Angela Ricky written on her chest in edible body paint. Me and Ricky had fun licking that off, what a mess the 3 of us were in. Then some body shots. And people wonder why the pool is always so cloudy, lol. Chris put a temp tattoo of lips by my landing strip and I stood up to show Ricky and Toes by Zack Brown Band started playing (one of my fav Hedo songs) so I got up on the table in the pool and danced. When Delroy wasn’t looking I snuck over to the bar and made it dancing all the way out to our sign before he caught me and booted me off the bar while laughing and shaking his head. So I then jumped in the pool. I had only had two drinks, I would not have tried it if I had more then that, lol. I always seem to have to do something to get my fingers slapped by Delroy, lol, just not a Hedo trip without it. Our newlywed couple (return Switch Hitters) that got married Sat showed up. I had arranged to have champagne and fruit in their room waiting for them on arrival. They are a very sweet couple. Then at 3pm we had private sybian rides in the room off to the side of the piano bar. It rained for about 10 mins, just enough to cool us off, then more sun. Was very happy with the weather this trip, especially after last year when it rained everyday. This year I told no one to look ahead at the weather before they came or they would get a spanking. John told me that his wife Cindy did, so she had to get a spanking. Later in the day we went back to the room to get ready for supper. I wore red pirate pasties and a red skirt that has those gold coin things on them that jingle when you move that I bought at the gift shop that day. Best $33 I ever spent. Shizelle wore a black one (which was not planed) so we made beautiful music all night together. We had our big prude pool deck disco party that night. We pulled out a few tables from the dining room and had a big group of people join us. I swear the whole resort was there, it was a great party. We danced our asses off. And I even got up on top of Ricky on his chair a few times and did some dances for him, which the DJ noticed from where he was across the pool by the stairs. He is a great DJ (the one from the disco) and he really knew how to get the crowd going. Wish he would play like that in the disco We partied there until about 2am and then were really hot so a bunch of us headed to the cool pool for a tip. Then we went to the hot tub once we were cooled down and it was the perfect temp for the ladies to get in and give bj’s to their men, which is what most everyone in the hot tub was doing. Then some single guy showed up with a tray of beer and started handing them out to everyone. Didn’t go over well. That kinda ruined the mood for everyone (well except the couple who won the longest bj award, lol) so we all headed down to the bar/grill to get some grub. The single guy was down there being followed by security. Then the bartender was pretty upset with him cause he lost the tray that he used to bring the beer up to everyone in the hot tub. Back to room about 3:30 am.
Tues - Breakfast, nude pool, fun with some sexy ladies, body shot and lots of fun. We played a game that I brought with me. Really fun for couples. Four couples got up to do a contest. One of the “couples” was Shannon and Chris. It was a run cream licking contest. They made it to the finals and the other couple went first, very sexy. But when it came to the Switch Hitters turn, 3 more of us jumped up and got in on it. Poor Winston, he never knew what us Switch Hitters were going to do. But he went with it and got all 5 of us to take turns on the pool floaty and the other 4 licking fresh rum cream off of the sexy lady laying down. This took several mins to get through us all and the whole pool really enjoyed it, as did us ladies . I think we won, but I can’t remember since we were all worked up. Partied more in the pool and more body shots and then headed back to get ready for supper. That night was lingerie night and there were a lot of sexy ladies. Later was our Spa play party where we bring the sybian out. Let’s just say that the lights dimmed in the resort for a few hours . Then we went to the disco and danced. Then we had to say goodbye to Shannon and Frank, very sad moment. Missed them the next few days so much Then we headed off to the hot tub and back to room around 4am.
Wed - Breakfast and then said goodbye to a few people leaving. Monika, you are so sexy and you were missed after you left Then we headed off to the nude pool. Ricky won the contest of having to pretend to me a woman. It was awesome. We gave all the Hedo bucks we won throughout the week away as soon as we won them, as hosts we wanted to help everyone else out with buying stuff. We then all headed over to the prude pool. From what I heard afterwards, there were about 10 people in the nude pool that day. The prude pool takeover was awesome!!!! We had the DJ playing all afternoon and Winston was the EC running the show. Couldn’t ask for a better afternoon at the prude pool. Special thanks to Shizelle and Shannon for bringing me liquor infused whip cream . The staff brought down extra towels for us since most showed up naked but to go to the bathroom (through the diningroom) you had to be covered. Staff was so great this trip, more so then every before. We played a balloon game which I brought with me. Basically in 3 different positions you have to break a balloon and the fastest one to run back and forth to get the balloon and bust it wins. Me and Ricky were last and since I did not want to receive any prises as a host and this game was for a prise that we brought, I turned it into something sensual and we had the longest time, lol. There were games of volleyball going all afternoon, balls being thrown around, beach balls being thrown and lots of fun. Then we had the magic mike completion, which was real sexy. All the contestants did great . Then we had a fake orgasm contest on the water slide for a free night compliments Switch Hitters. I blew my whistle the whole way down. Winstin said I was suppose to orgasm not blow, he thinks I am so naughty so I got booted out first round . We partied there until around 5 pm. It was kinda done once someone lost their wedding ring playing volleyball and the whole pool had to clear out to look for it. A waitress found it by the bar. YEAH!!!! So then we headed to the hot tub for a late day dip. Went back and got ready for supper and then went and changed into theme night stuff. Fetish. I wore purple pasties and my purple strap on. Ricky wore candy underwear. We took a table and a bunch of chairs outside to be a little cooler and listen to the show. After that we went off to the splash pool again and then to the hot tub. Back to room around 3am.
Thurs - Breakfast and said our goodbyes to some of the group who were leaving. Headed off to the nude pool for the day. There was a brand new sexy lady EC (sorry, forgot her name) that we got the pleasure of breaking in . AND she even came back Friday. She seems to be a great addition and it was fun to get to take her Hedo EC virginity . As every other day it was a very hot and sunny day so all us ladies took turns applying sun screen to each other. We would do it to the beat of the music and turned it very sexual. No one got a sun burn all week at Hedo. And we made sure that Ken Ken always got his corner out of the sun so he could be partying with us without getting burnt . We played some more pool games and as always the Switch Hitters were well represented. Late day we went to the hot tub, but it was too hot so we all sat on the side. Went and got ready for supper. For theme Ricky wore a black thong with a white star cut out on the front and I wore black star pasties and a white skirt. We headed over to the piano bar after the dining room entertainment. It was packed the same as every other night we were there. I was never a piano bar person, we went once last year I think. But this new guy is REALLY good!!!!! Our two Texas sexy ladies who were up there all week decided to drag the player up onto the piano to do YMCA!!! So he complied since they were so great all week. So the 3 of them got up there and he started signing and everyone joined in, no piano playing (obviously). Well after a few choruses I snuck up to the mic as they were about to do “YMCA” part again and into the mic I said “YYYYYYYYY” as he always does for them to keep their legs spread. Well the whole place lost it in laughter after that. Fun Hedo moment . Then we decided to take a romantic walk with just the two of us. And this was the night that my sexy girl decided to dance on the piano and I missed it, damn it!! We ended up on one of the mattresses outside the disco watching people on the waterslide. There was no one in the disco and one of my fav Hedo songs came on so I asked Ricky is he wanted a private pole dance. Can you guess what his answer was? lol So I was dancing and decided since I was into it I would climb the pole to the very top and tap the ceiling. When I was taking pole dancing classes last year I still remember the accomplishment of touching that ceiling for the first time, so it was something that I “just had to do”, lol. The DJ had been at the bar and missed he, he was bummed, lol. Then we headed back to the mattress outside. After a bit some of our friends joined us, and we saw them coming so we pretended to be loudly having sex, they didn’t believe us cause Ricky had his bottoms on, lol. Then we would get funny and anytime we would see someone coming we knew we would all start moaning. We got some curious looks until they saw what was going on. Good times! Some of us decided to do the waterslide to cool down. Then we headed to the hot tub and it was a great temp. All of us wanted to play, but there was a creepy looking single guy starring at all us ladies like we were free lobster on the buffet (which is out of season in April). So we all only got to play under the water for a bit and then all took off to our rooms since it was really late, around 3/4 am again.
Fri - last full day for most of group - Got up and had breakfast and said goodby to a few people leaving. Went back to the room to get the games and prizes for our awesomely planned blow out party!!! We were gonna rock the place!!! (Notice I say gonna). So we head over to the nude pool with all our goodies. Had some drinks enjoying the music by the DJ and the sunshine. More sunscreen girlies . Then the brand new EC’s showed up with a fake snake and we had figured out the one of the guys (and he was a big dude) was afraid of snakes. So I borrowed it from her and at the perfect time I put it in the water beside him and screeched that there was a snake and grabbed it out of the water. Well he almost took us all out trying to get away from it . Sorry but that was funny. Several hours later he did admit it was a good one. He will be telling that story for years - “This hot crazy Canadian bitch......” So that was good fun. Then we decided to get some of the games started. The EC’s offered to stay behind for awhile after they finished up their games to help me out. Unfortunately Winston was gone Thursday and Friday (really missed him) but the other EC’s are amazing too. It was another game idea that I brought with me. I got the biggest cucumber that I could get from the kitchen the day before. The game was you had to pass it using only your knees to the next person. Usually the EC’s only play if there are not enough guests, but we had 7 ladies lined up and 3 EC’s at the end cause they wanted to play too. But the trick was that I took the lub out and lubed it up . that thing was so slippery I could not even hold it. Well this went on for quite a while and people where coming to me afterwards and telling me it was the funniest game they had seem all week. I think they orders for cucumbers are going to go up at Hedo cause the EC’s are going to start doing it. We were getting geared up to do another game and the rain started. We were going to sit it out and try to keep the day going, but Ricky looked out and you could see the storm coming. So everyone took off as fast as they could. 8 of us ended up going to one of the rooms and partied there. One couple took a tray and I wrote down drink orders and they went to get drinks. We were right over one of the nude hot tub rooms and we were wondering if anyone was in the hot tub below so Ricky climbed out on the roof to check it out. Everyone looked away, but he does that for a living so I knew he would know where to walk on the roof. No one was in any of the hot tubs. All of us ladies got into the shower for our annual Switch Hitter shower together . Then Dave remembered that we needed to get our sign from the nude pool to bring home. So Ricky went to get that and when he got back he was so cold so we invited him into the shower with us, that made him very happy . But he hogged the hot water a bit, lol. After a few hours the rain finally let up, but man did it pour!!!! So everyone headed back to their rooms to get ready for our last supper together. After that I went and got ready for our Pasties, Panties and Heels Switch Hitter theme night! I wore high heeled snake skin cowboy boots and built the outfit around them!!! I had leopard pasties, leopard g-string, and a leopard silky short cover up on and of course my Switch Hitter Corona hat!!! I got up on the stage and had a great time!!! After that we sat outside for a bit and chatted, then headed to the piano bar, but it was so packed we just sat outside and chatted. I would occasionally peak in when the crowd got loud! On the way to the hot tub we walked a single lady from the group back to her room to make sure she got there safely. At the hot tub I got down to my pasties and boots. I was NOT taking those boots off . So I did not get in that night. Me and Ricky had some fun on a floaty on the side of the hot tub with the boots on, but we saved the best for the room . We went to the grill/bar to get our last pizza. While there a local guy (not staff) asked me if he could lick my wet white pussy even though my husband was over there and would not like it. Seriously, he did. I put my hand up, laughed at him and told him to go the f away. When I walked over and told Ricky he said loud enough for buddy to hear “I wonder if that line has ever worked before, I’ve got to use that one”. Seriously, some people’s children, lol. Then we headed back to the room for some fun with my boots on!!!! LOVE the Hedo mirror on the ceiling, that’s all I am saying .
Sat - Got up and finished packing and took all our stuff out front. Several of us were taking a taxi (Rocky’s Tours) together to the airport at 10:30. I am not one to usually cry or get emotional, but I bawled like a friggin baby when I had to saw goodbye to some of the best people ever!!! I had to go to the bathroom to compose myself. No one I talked to had hot water that day, I joked that it was because we all needed cold showers before heading back to the real world. Got in the taxi bus to head to the airport. John mooned us on moon hill. Everything else was good on the way home.
Special shout out to many, many people and I hope I don’t forget anyone - Terri and Brian; Here Kitty Kitty; HandM (OMG sexy!!!); Anne and Carl; Sara and Phil; Krista and Jeff; Justin and Amy; our newly weds; Dave and Shizelle; John and Cindy; Ken Ken and Lisa; Chris and Greg (so sorry about the snake, lol NOT); Kathy; Terry and Peter (Terry you were always up for anything!!!); Kym, Jeff and Allie; Andrew and Sasha; Shannon and Frank (we missed you guys so much the last 2 days); Michele and Kelly; Sam and Sarah (sorry I got your names wrong, next year I will get it right, lol); and most of all my amazing husband of 10 years, Ricky - you are always there for me and I love you so much. Xoxoxoxo to all of you
In closing, the resort is getting better, I have great hopes for the changes the owners are making. The staff are excellent. The EC’s are actually doing stuff and on time. They work so hard. The food is prurdy and tastes good. What else can you ask for .